Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Enter and Win (probably)

From the folk(s) who brought you Random Acts of Hilarity, a new if not exciting contest... Be sure to send in your entries via comments (guffaw) or email (double guffaw).

I'm looking for: The Stupidest (and yes, that's not an actual word) Bumper Sticker

I'd always thought this was a cinch: "Warning: In case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned" First, it's grievously presumptive (unlike those "My kid can beat up your honor student" and related efforts bumper stickers). Second, it's pretty freaking stupid.

That all changed last evening when the gauntlet was thrown down and the challenge made clear. "Can Helen. Not Salmon." I mean, WTF?!?! The nonsensicality of this sticker is going to be hard to beat. But I think someone is up to the task.

So send in your bumper sticker sightings, if you dare. One ground rule, however. Anything of the "Vote Bush 2004" variety is not eligible- it's the driver, not the phrase, which is lacking in that pairing.


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